My God, what a bunch of whiners!
Look, I'm as old, fat, slow & broken as just about anyone out there. Remember that West Virginia shaped bruise that went from my shoulder blades to my upper thigh a couple of years ago from a very bad spill at Isles? I still feel it. My knees are all busted up, my hips are creaky as hell, my back still goes into spasm when I frikkin sneeze, I'm fatter and more out of shape than I have ever been AND I'm older than 95% of the PCs!
No one is getting 'hosed' by this idea. Why? Because, as Dave pointed out, you DON'T have to follow it. Just follow the regular rules!
As for the two handed issue, Chris addressed it his way, but, had I read the posts before he did, my suggestion would have been either "Suck it up" or "allow one handed defense with a two handed weapon."
For the record, you've all seen me wield two weapon, single weapon and two handed weapons. So, I am in no way speaking out of turn on that subject.
Y'wanna use your Two Hander? Drop to one knee.
Y'wanna crawl away? Hit the dirt.
Oh, and these two effects (root and agony together) are meant to be an alternate to the normal requirement of Maim: dropping to the ground. Therefore, any logical mind would assume that they would otherwise follow Maim's other requirements when it comes to Splinting, duration of the effect (until slpinted or "cure maimed" for those who forgot) and such. So, yeah, the Agony and Root stay until you either get the Maim fixed or switch to the regular Maim requirement of dropping (at least to one knee). And I certainly hope no one has the silly idea that they can "Cure Root" or whatever with "Pull Free" when Maimed.
I'm Captain Loophole and even I know that this is not a rule to be raped. It is a courtesy to those of us who may need it and should be seen as such. It's a favor, not an curse.
Okay, I'm a bit grumpy. Sorry if I came off all hostile and shit but, I meant what I wrote. I coulda been nicer.
Dwayne
Assume no malice.
Assume no altruism.